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1. Smoked cigarettes - yes, Between the age of 16 and 19 I did. Not too much but enough to be cool. Young and dumb was I.

2. Smoked a cigar - yes, a couple of times and I always regretted it afterwards.

3. Broken a CD – yes we use to cut them into Chinese stars and through them at the back wall of the record store I worked at.

4. Crashed a friend's car - no, but a co-worker caused an accident between our cars. We were even on the way to work.

5. Stolen a car – no, but in college we removed a friends tires and left his car on blocks.

6. Been in love - yes, but have you been in love and smoked a cigar at the same time? I thought not.

7. Been dumped - No, I had so few dates before I met my wife that I have a perfect record.

8. Shoplifted - no, but Hi-Fi Kenny's prices were so low it felt like shoplifting.

9. Been fired - no, but I've always wanted to.

10. Been in a fist fight - yes, I was a young hooligan. I once got into a fight with Mick Hucknell from Simply Red. There was a reporter with him from the NME and that is how I became famous.

11. Snuck out of your house - many many times. But don't tell my Mom.

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back - I think so, but I don't remember that far back.

13. Been arrested - yes but the charges were trumped up. My friends and I were looking for a house party and went up to the wrong house. The cops arrested us because earlier in the evening there had been a crime at the house we walked up to. When the cop pulled up we ran. The arrest report listed 26 cops, just to get a couple of kids looking for a party. We had beer in our car so they charged us with illegal possession of a controlled substance. When I went to court I shaved my head in protest, or because I love a good crew cut.

14. Made out with a stranger - In high school I did. Boy was that dumb.

15. Gone on a blind date - no

16. Lied to a friend - I am sure I have. Sorry if it was you.

17. Had a crush on a teacher - no but their was an art teacher at our school who was so hot.

18. Skipped school - Grade school? Yes. - High School - Yes. College- yes. The first time was to smoke pot in Craig Flick's garage. I think this was 7th grade.

19. Slept with a co-worker - no.

20. Seen someone die - yes, I was at the Brainerd International Race Way for the drag races and they had a mud pit for monster trucks. A truck flipped over on someone who was just standing there watching. I was in 9th grade.

21. Been on a plane - yes, but I'm not in the mile high club.

22. Thrown up in a bar - I don't think so. But I've made and ass out of myself plenty of times.

23. Taken painkillers – Yes, do you know where I can get some.

24. Love someone or miss someone right now - sure. My Mom is having a biopsy right now and I wish I could be there.

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by – yes, but not often enough. This is especially good when mixed with question 23.

26. Made a snow angel - Of course, I live in Minnesota.

27. Played dress up - my whole teenage life was one big dress up. It was New Wave man.

28. Cheated while playing a game – Yes, but I don't specifically remember and particular time.

29. Been lonely – sure

30. Fallen asleep at work/school – no, but plenty of times at church.

31. Used a fake id – My older brother would walk into a bar and then I would walk in 5 minutes later using his id.

32. Felt an earthquake – no, but once saw Dokken and I'm told it feels the same.

33. Touched a snake - yes (I will avoid the easy penis joke)

34. Ran a red light – to often, I have no patience for "No turn on red" signs.

35. Been suspended from school – no

36. Had detention - yes, for skipping school

37. Been in a car accident – yes, one time a motorcycle hit me as I made a turn. He was going 70mph and was completely bombed out of his mind. Somehow the idiot lived.

38. Hated the way you look – sometimes.

39. Witnessed a crime - yes, I have even had a gun pulled on me.

40. Pole danced – no, but we had a pole in the basement of my parents house and I would tie my sister to it.

41. Been lost – yes, I am a guy

42. Been to the opposite side of the country – yes

43. Felt like dying – yes after drinking too much Southern Comfort.

44. Cried yourself to sleep - no I try to keep the 2 things separate.

45. Played cops and robbers – all the time as a kid.

46. Sang karaoke – yes, I was 1/2 of "Dean and Schmidty". We perform exclusively at the Rice County Fair.

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't – yes, have just one more drink.

48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose - not since I was a kid

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue - yes just last week

50. Kissed in the rain - no, but correct me if I'm wrong.

51. Sing in the shower – yes, every day

52. Made love in a park - no, I'm an old fashion type of guy. I like the hood of my car.

53. Had a dream that you married someone - no, but my wife is in my dreams all the time.

54. Glued your hand to something – no

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole – no

56. Worn the opposite sex's clothes – does a Seventeen magazine t-shirt count.

57. Had an orgasm - That's a bit personal, let's just say I have a child and leave it at that.

58. Sat on a roof top – many times

59. Didn't take a shower for a week - not that I remember, yuck.

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone – no, I love watching horror movies by myself in the dark.

61. Played chicken – yes, as a kid with bikes

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on – yes

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger- no, but how vain would you have to be to answer this yes.

64. Broken a bone – my nose, 4 times.

65. Been easily amused - sure, I laugh at most things.

66. Laugh so hard you cry – yes.

67. Mooned/flashed someone - yes in high school, a whole bus of girls. I am not proud.

68. Cheated on a test – yes, my friend Mike sang to me the answers of a test with the teacher right next to us. He changed the lyrics of Clash and Jam songs with answers to the test.

69. Forgotten someone's name – who am I again, yes all the time. Please don't be offended if I ask your name over and over.

70. Slept naked – yes, but not in a while. I get cold.

71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool- no, but I have in a lake.

72. Been kicked out of your house – no

73. Blacked out from drinking – does falling asleep count.

74. Played a prank on someone – yes. They always go to far and someone ends up dead.

75. Gone to a late night movie – yes. It has been a while but I think the last one was David Cronenberg's Naked Lunch.

76. Made love to anything not human - Every night (Peggy my blowup doll)

77. Failed a class – no.

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat – no, but I swallowed a guitar pick once.

79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours - not without breaks

80. Cheated on a gf/bf – no.

81. Ate a whole package of Oreos – no.

82. Thrown strange objects - jello squares. They stick to ceilings really well.

83. Felt like killing someone – sure, there has been a president or 3 that we could have done with out.

84. Thought about running away - yes all the time. But I would bring my family with. Lately I've had an urge to move to Halifax NS

85. Ran away – no.

86. Did drugs – not without adding alcohol

87. Had detention and not attend it - yes, big mistake.

88. Yelled at parents - what child hasn't?

89. Made parent cry - yes, but I felt really bad

90. Cried over someone - yes.

91. Owned more than 5 puppies - no, not even 1.

92. Dated someone more than once - if you mean date someone, break up and then get back together, no.

93. Have a dog – no

94. Have a cat – yes, my roommates and I had a cat named Hassenfuss, named after CIA drug and gun runner Eugene Hassenfuss.

95. Own an instrument – too many guitars

96. Been in a band - lots, my first band was Fury. I was in 6th grade and we figured out how to arrange the letters so that it looked the same upside down.

97. Had more than 25 sodas in one day – no, thank god.

98. Made out with a member of the same sex – no, but I made a pass at my friend James while watching Brokeback Mountain.

99. Shot a gun – yes, there is no power like cold steel

100. Been online for more than 5 hours straight – unfortunately yes.